So Trump’s supporters are claiming Kamalabhen has emphasised her black heritage for political gain and thereby downplayed her Indian roots. My response (inspired by a comedian on TikTok who has gone viral).
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am Indian. Just Indian. And that means a lot more than you might think. Let me break it down for you. You're welcome, world.
First off, let's talk about yoga and meditation. That’s right, the reason you can twist yourself into a pretzel and feel zen about it? That’s us. We gave you the downward dog, the warrior pose, and the ability to touch your toes after decades of neglect. And the next time you find yourself saying "Om," remember, that’s a direct line from ancient India to your living room. Namaste, everyone.
Now, onto something spicier – our cuisine. If your taste buds have ever experienced the explosion of a well-made curry or the heat of a vindaloo, you know what I’m talking about. Our food is hot, our weather is hot, and yes, our women are hot too. The men? Well, let’s just say they’re lucky!
Let’s not forget the Kama Sutra. Yes, we went there. While you were busy inventing boring textbooks, we were writing the ultimate guide to love and relationships. And you thought Fifty Shades was groundbreaking? We’ve been spicing things up for centuries!
We’re also the birthplace of great religions. Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism – you name it, we’ve got it. We’ve got more gods and goddesses than you’ve got reality TV shows. And let’s not forget, every faith finds a home in India. We’ve got mosques, churches, synagogues, and temples coexisting peacefully. It’s like a spiritual buffet, and everyone’s invited. Oh Gandhi, non-violence movement – yes – that’s us too. Oh, friends with every country in the Middle East. Yes, that’s us too.
Science and mathematics? Don’t even get me started. We gave you the concept of zero. Imagine trying to do math without zero. It’s like trying to write Shakespeare without vowels. We’ve contributed to astronomy, medicine, and literature. The next time you’re using the decimal system, just remember to say a silent thank you to India.
And here’s a fun fact: We’ve never invaded another country. Why? Because we had everything we needed. Rich culture, spicy food, spiritual enlightenment – why go anywhere else when you’ve got it all at home? Oh wait, we liberated Bangladesh. And then left. That’s how you do humanitarian military action. Ahem, America.
But what does all this mean for the world today? It means that Indian identity is a powerhouse of influence and inspiration. In politics, business, or culture, embracing Indian heritage can be a game-changer. Kamala Harris, with her Indian roots, represents this blend of diversity and strength. She’s not just a Vice President; she’s a symbol of what embracing your heritage can achieve on the global stage.
So next time you’re feeling peaceful after yoga, savoring a spicy curry, or marveling at the stars, remember this: I am Indian. Just Indian. And you’re welcome, world.
Thank you!
